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“Ti stai sbagliando ci\u00f2 che hai visto non \u00e8… non \u00e8 fascismo.”<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

POLITICA<\/strong> – Il Meloni si scusa per le polemiche suscitate dalla sua assenza all’Onu per andare a seguire la Fashion Week. “Aho, nun avevo sentito la enne, scusate!”<\/p>\n

PIEMONTE<\/strong> – Nell’Assemblea regionale del Piemonte Gianna Gancia leghista (s\u00ec, quelli che ce l’avevano tanto con i terroni per prendere i voti dei gonzi al nord e andare a magna’ a Roma), moglie di Roberto Calderoli (si quella roba l\u00ec) urla “Avanti Savoia” (s\u00ec, quelli che hanno voluto l’unit\u00e0 d’Italia) per supportare il suo assessore Marrone implicato nello scandalo dei titoli monarchici.
\nUn grande passo avanti nella parit\u00e0 di genere nel diritto all’idiozia.<\/p>\n

CALABRIA<\/strong> – Il candidato di Vannacci nonostante tutto si ferma all’11% dei voti. Con il 22% dei votanti. Quindi a un realistico 4%. A Reggio Calabria.
\nNiente da fare, puoi pomparlo a media unificato quanto ti pare, ma ‘sta faccia da kebbabaro non lo vota nessuno.<\/p>\n

RUSSIA<\/strong> – paura per i possibili attacchi dal mare dei droni russi in Italia Francia e Spagna, che guerrafondai questi russi neanche fossimo in guerra al fianco dell’Ucraina.<\/p>\n

SCUOLA<\/strong> – Tetto per gli studenti stranieri. I soliti privilegiati, quelli italiani devono soffrire il freddo.<\/p>\n

CITTADINANZA<\/strong> – Finalmente approvata la legge per cui \u00e8 cittadino italiano solo chi parla bene la lingua italiana. L’Italia \u00e8 ora senza governo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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