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ANSIA – che fate a carnevale –<\/em> NEWS<\/h2>\n

– Ma sai che invece ‘sto duemi…<\/em>
\n– COSA?<\/em>
\n– …dueminchiagigabyte… cio\u00e8 c’\u00e8 st’espansione di memoria per il telefono che funziona e… niente.<\/em><\/p>\n

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– POLITICA ESTERA:<\/strong> La Germania accusa: “La Russia ha destabilizzato le nostre elezioni! Era tutto pronto per il nuovo Reich e invece…”<\/p>\n

– SCIOPERO:<\/strong> Finalmente spiegato perch\u00e9 il Meloni e il Salvini si meravigliano tanto degli scioperi del venerd\u00ec: loro hanno sempre lavorato fino al marted\u00ec. A ora di pranzo. E mangiano presto.<\/p>\n

– UNIVERSITA’:<\/strong> le polemiche non si placano per gli esami di selezione per accedere ad alcune facolt\u00e0 e come al solito si annunciano migliaia di ricorsi. Del resto c’\u00e8 da dire che, oggettivamente, la domanda “Nomina almeno una cosa buona fatta dal governo Meloni” era davvero troppo difficile.<\/p>\n

– SOCIETA’:<\/strong> Raul Bova sul palco di Atreju: “Sono amareggiato perch\u00e9 mi hanno deriso per aver sbagliato una battuta!” E pensa che ancora non eri andato ad Atreju!<\/p>\n

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NB: \u00a0\u00e8 satira. Si prega cortesemente di non usare queste notizie-fake per costruire programmi di governo.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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